No, Mario Götze, the soccer player who scored Germany’s winning goal for the World Cup, does not have a banana in his pocket.He is just really, really, happy to be hanging out with his girlfriend, German model Ann-Kathrin Brommel Vida, on this boat.This picture circulated the Internet last year, but now that Götze has become a mini celebrity, it’s making rounds again.I can’t blame him for that raging boner; his girlfriend is very attractive.Though, I would suggest wearing something a little less tight and revealing.

Advice: never, ever wear a Speedo if you know that you have a hot model of a girlfriend whose bikini color makes it look like she literally isn’t wearing clothes