No, Mario Götze, the soccer player who scored Germany’s winning goal for the World Cup, does not have a banana in his pocket.He is just really, really, happy to be hanging out with his girlfriend, German model Ann-Kathrin Brommel Vida, on this boat.This picture circulated the Internet last year, but now that Götze has become a mini celebrity, it’s making rounds again.I can’t blame him for that raging boner; his girlfriend is very attractive.Though, I would suggest wearing something a little less tight and revealing.

Advice: never, ever wear a Speedo if you know that you have a hot model of a girlfriend whose bikini color makes it look like she literally isn’t wearing clothes

A major at a fishing town in Mexico married a crocodile in an elaborate ceremony where the bride was dressed in white and the guests danced with the reptile.According to local tradition, the croc is a princess and the nuptials will boost the catching of fish, shrimps and other seafood along the pacific coast.Before the marriage, the wedding congregation walked along with the crocodile bride through San Pedro Huamelula, Mexico.“It’s my wish to marry the young princess,” mayor Joel Vasquez Rojas said as the pair tied the knot.Major Joel then danced with his new wife in his arms before guests joined in.One local resident explained the importance of the ritual.“As young people, this means a lot,” said Eduardo Zarate. “It’s the greatest treasure our ancestors have left us.”Members of the local council pay for the wedding festivities, which include dancing and fireworks.Those who do not pay face a fine.

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Say bye bye to Afro as Fellaini was seen with new haircut.

Following the world cup, Manchester United central Midfielder Maroane Fellaini was spotted with a new, low haircut in a picture that has quickly gone viral over the internet.

This is just funny